Museum of Mostly Natural History

The Museum of Mostly Natural History is an important location appearing in They Stole Max's Brain! and appearing partly in Beyond the Alley of the Dolls.

Sam, using the rhinoplasty toy from the Sign Spinner and a note that says "Dr. Norrington" from Hubert Q. Tourist, allows The C.O.P.S.'s Crime-Tron to find this museum while on his search for Max's brain. He finds Anton Papierwaite and General Skun-ka'pe fighting in the planetarium over Max's brain and the Devil's Toybox. Their shared hatred of Sam allies them together. Sal is the museum security guard. Sammun-Mak eventually used the toybox to create an alternate reality, eventually destroyed by S&M (only for Samulacra to invade afterwards).

The museum has multiple exhibits/locations including

• The Office - Papierwaite's office appearing in both episodes. It is connected to the Cloning Chamber via a mole tunnel and is guarded by eldritch tentacles in Alley of Dolls.
• Tomb of the Forgotten Pharaoah - Includes Sammun-Mak's brain.
• Apocalypse Exhibit - Shows a beast destroying the world. Ironically, this is actually a foreshadowing of a future event...
• Dinosaur Exhibit - Shows a exoskeleton of a dinosaur.
• Yog-Soggoth Tapestry - Tapestry Papierwaite values dearly. Eventually destroyed by Sam & Sammun-Mak (Papierwaite misframes Skun-ka'pe).

There is also a tour guide headset with 12 commands.