Museum of Mostly Natural History
Sam, using the rhinoplasty toy from the Sign Spinner and a note that says "Dr. Norrington" from Hubert Q. Tourist, allows The C.O.P.S.'s Crime-Tron to find this museum while on his search for Max's brain. He finds Anton Papierwaite and General Skun-ka'pe fighting in the planetarium over Max's brain and the Devil's Toybox. Their shared hatred of Sam allies them together. Sal is the museum security guard. Sammun-Mak eventually used the toybox to create an alternate reality, eventually destroyed by S&M (only for Samulacra to invade afterwards).
The museum has multiple exhibits/locations including
- The Office - Papierwaite's office appearing in both episodes. It is connected to the Cloning Chamber via a mole tunnel and is guarded by eldritch tentacles in Alley of Dolls.
- Tomb of the Forgotten Pharaoah - Includes Sammun-Mak's brain.
- Apocalypse Exhibit - Shows a beast destroying the world. Ironically, this is actually a foreshadowing of a future event...
- Dinosaur Exhibit - Shows a exoskeleton of a dinosaur.
- Yog-Soggoth Tapestry - Tapestry Papierwaite values dearly. Eventually destroyed by Sam & Sammun-Mak (Papierwaite misframes Skun-ka'pe).
There is also a tour guide headset with 12 commands.